“Should I go back to school?”
“What am I doing with my life?
“I thought I hated Matcha, but I guess not. This is really good. Must’ve been a bad batch the first time.”
“I would commit crimes for some Indian Goat Curry right now.”
“I don’t care what anyone says. I refuse to call a tomato a fruit. Botanists can bite me.”
“I really should go to my Primary Care Doctor soon. I’ll make an appointment…next week.”
“If I could choose any other name to be called it would be…Piper! It’s so cute, I just love it.”
“Wait. I don’t look like a Piper though.”
“Whatever, I still like it.”
“I’m sleepy.
“I need to go to the gym.”
“I’m hungry.”
“GOAT CURRY ME NOW!”
“Do my friends actually like me or am I deluding myself?”
“MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!”
“Maybe I could name my daughter Piper.”
“Mom would kill me if I named my daughter Piper.”
“I talk to much, I’m going to stop talking all the time.”
“I’ll be discreet.”
“Like one of those cool, silent type women.”
“If I do not craft something in the next week I’m going to implode.”
“Never mind, I’ll be silent when I’m dead.”
“We need to increase the price of podcast equipment because what the heck.”
“How the heck do I file taxes.”
“…I can practically taste the goat curry right now.”
“If I get hit by a car and I survive enough to walk, I’m not getting up. That’s so embarrassing.”
“How the heck can tires be bald?!”
“Can I quit being an adult?”
“It’s overrated.”
“Never mind I get paid tomorrow.”
“Besides, no more homework.”
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